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11:25pm July 27, 2014

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

11:23pm July 27, 2014
  • me: I should draw something
  • me: [does absolutely nothing]
11:21pm July 27, 2014

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

11:20pm July 27, 2014

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

9:58pm July 27, 2014
8:38pm July 27, 2014

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

sirpimpmasterarthur:

autonomous-doki:

fishorks:

autonomous-doki:

shutos:

hana-n-fontainestand:

suzuobaachan:

the-unknown-senpai:

whitehairkun:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Ass Basket

Free!: Eternal Ass

Akuma no Ass

Ass Wonderland

inu ass boku

Puella Magi Ass Magica

The Ass of Haruhi Suzumiya

Ouran High School Ass Club

Hetalia: Ass powers

Attack on Ass

8:33pm July 27, 2014

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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8:21pm July 27, 2014

alltheladiesyouhate:

headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here quietly seething abt it like some misanthropic evil grandma

8:20pm July 27, 2014

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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