fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

he didn’t reblog this

smartycuss:

leonkuwatas:

can you

into my eyes, like open

pulls engagement ring out of a cow

superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

odysseiarex:

itscypher:

dontcrosscross:

• Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor

no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER

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