





Dear any future romantic interests I may have,
If you don’t have some sort of fandom-related element in your proposal, I will say no. Because you obviously do not know me well enough.
My version of “party music” is busting out the record player and playing some classical tunes…
When I was seven, Mom tried to read the entire bible to me. So we’d sit down every night and read anywhere from half a story to an entire fucking novel before bed. And, yes, we started in the Old Testament. And then we got to Samson and Delilah, and I just remember Mom scanning over the next few passages before slamming the book closed and putting it on the side table. All the while, she was screaming that there’s “too much killing and sex in this book”. Then she said that we’d “read it when I was older”.
When I was five, I wanted to be a dinosaur tamer. And I dreamt of teaching all the dinosaurs neat tricks and shit. Then, I realised that they’re all dead and I…


This used to be a Christmas nutcracker in my room. Then I got hold of a Velcro chef’s hat and some Real-D 3D glasses (from Titanic 3D). Now he’s a hipster chef.

Hahaha! See what I did thar!? I did a spin-off on David Tennant autobiography, Much ado About Nothing… but it’s Much Ado about Watermelons. Ha! I’m punny, aren’t I?

Okay then… Guess not…
Onto the posting! Today’s topic is… What do I like to do?
Well, I have several hobbies. Among them are… making graphics using GIMP (General Image Manipulation Program), messing with TUMBLR and Picnik, and writing. Yes, I write. Isn’t that awesome?

I also enjoy drawing, listening to music, and eating. Not to mention developing my website, which is liked to the left. So… yeah…
