Doitsu Vantas

Dear any future romantic interests I may have,

If you don’t have some sort of fandom-related element in your proposal, I will say no. Because you obviously do not know me well enough.

My version of “party music” is busting out the record player and playing some classical tunes…

Give me books about the RMS Titanic and I’ll love you forever.

When I was seven, Mom tried to read the entire bible to me. So we’d sit down every night and read anywhere from half a story to an entire fucking novel before bed. And, yes, we started in the Old Testament. And then we got to Samson and Delilah, and I just remember Mom scanning over the next few passages before slamming the book closed and putting it on the side table. All the while, she was screaming that there’s “too much killing and sex in this book”. Then she said that we’d “read it when I was older”.

When I was five, I wanted to be a dinosaur tamer. And I dreamt of teaching all the dinosaurs neat tricks and shit. Then, I realised that they’re all dead and I…

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind
This used to be a Christmas nutcracker in my room. Then I got hold of a Velcro chef’s hat and some Real-D 3D glasses (from Titanic 3D). Now he’s a hipster chef.

This used to be a Christmas nutcracker in my room. Then I got hold of a Velcro chef’s hat and some Real-D 3D glasses (from Titanic 3D). Now he’s a hipster chef.

Random things about me

  • I love The Beatles (John’s the best)
  • I research things when I get bored
  • I’ve read Les Miserables from front to back twice
  • Gingers are awesome… wait… I’m Asian… I’m not  a ginger… DAMMIT!
  • I’m an abasiophiliac (don’t like that, don’t follow me)
  • One day I will go up to a celebrity and ask them to sign a lampshade
  • I love instrumental music
  • Cheese is amazing

Much Ado about Watermelons

Hahaha! See what I did thar!? I did a spin-off on David Tennant autobiography, Much ado About Nothing… but it’s Much Ado about Watermelons. Ha! I’m punny, aren’t I?

 

Okay then… Guess not…

Onto the posting! Today’s topic is… What do I like to do?

Well, I have several hobbies. Among them are… making graphics using GIMP (General Image Manipulation Program), messing with TUMBLR and Picnik, and writing. Yes, I write. Isn’t that awesome?

I be trollten the dolphten

I also enjoy drawing, listening to music, and eating. Not to mention developing my website, which is liked to the left. So… yeah…